By Fredrick Miruka

Reasons why I view the clip of Rose Muhando/’pastor’ Nganga scripted and well stage managed;

1. The ‘madimoni’ in Rose were well organised. They knew when to answer and when to keep quiet. Biblically, the power of God confuses demons and they scatter.

2. The ‘madimoni’ in Rose were very cautious and responsible. She straightened her skirt in the mid of fighting the demons but got lost in speaking in tongues (watch video at 0.26s). I expected her to remove her damn clothes because she was in another world.

3. The ‘demons’ knew when to come out. At the count of three. 1, 2, 3…camera, action! 😂

4. ‘Pastor’ Nganga held the ‘demons’ (10 demons) in one grip and threw them out of her, twice. Shakara bakaka!

5. Pastor Nganga himself is a man of controversy. He has a crusade at Uhuru park this coming weekend. He knows he has been losing followers and to make a kill, he had to come up with a well scripted idea. Nganga is in business trying to make a come back. Most likely, the ‘pastor’ wants to open another branch in Tanzania and Rose will minister there.

6. Both ‘pastor’ Nganga and Rose Muhando are failed ‘ministries’. Thet are trying to resurrect their ministries/businesses.

6. At some point in an interview, Rose said she was once involved in an accident, reason why she got the scars. In the clip, the ‘demons’ took all blame.

Rose can make a come back if she wants. She has been a blessing to many through her songs (which were/are all hits). She don’t need to fake cheap publicity. If it is prayers, she knows the right channels.

Watu wa “do not judge”, please, I know the verse.

“Lakasha katoloko likama shakhalaba! rokoshokoko teke teke! Fire in the body! Fire!! rakakkkkkakaaa rabbbbabbbaaabbaa 1, 2, 3 toka na uende!”

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, “Well, how was that?”

The Airbus pilot answers: “Very impressive, but now have a look here!”

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, “Well, what are you saying now?”

The jet pilot asks confused: “What did you do?” The other laughs and says, “I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights – in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. ”

The moral of the story is:
When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, comfort and peace are not to be despised either.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.

Dedicated to all my friends who like me likes the S.O.S. approach!

Meanwhile:
The IG of Police says they are arresting the Ambira boys because of their utterances that “tumeiba…”, and not insults to the Cabinet Secretaries. The school and the education officials have come out and declared that there was no cheating in the school after all. So why are the kids in police custody again? And the words “tumeiba” could be referring to anything apart from exams. Since when did we arrest every mad man in the street who claimed to have committed a crime that did not even take place in actual sense?

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Nigeria meets Kenya to make music magic and this time you better be ready for it. Khaligraph Jones is working on a major collabo with one of the P square brothers. Paul Okoye (Rude Boy) who is currently in the country after his appearance and performance during the Koroga Festival.

You all remember the days when the P square brothers were all you could listen to right? That was before the pair broke apart for unclear reasons.

The pair has still been in the game although that magic touch kind of died but they have been making big hits as individuals. Fans wish that it would even be great if the pair still went ahead to make music together.

The singer has had a couple singles ever since the split and  several collabo and now wants a taste of working together with the Kenyan music kings.

From his instagram page, Paul Okoye  is seemingly part of the Coke studio 2019 team.

Paul Okoye who changed his name to rude boy has several hits including is allowed, IFai among others. If you have listened to any of his songs, you will agree that what is coming is no joke.

Khaligraph Jones definitely one of the best artists anyone would want to work with. The creme of Kenya rap; he has won many awards to earn this title.

Fans have hyped the song and are already feeling it even though the artists have not announced when the song  will be out.

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Now compare or is it contrast?

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Ali Hassan Joho is a man of consummate class and taste. The Mombasa governor oozes all these with ease and class. I will not lie, I admire his style!

Even Nairobi Women’s Rep Esther Passaris acknowledged that Joho is a slay “king” in probably an ode to excellent style. She said:

But a recent incident has shown that even though Joho’s style looks effortless he might actually put a lot of thought into it.


The Sultan as he is affectionately referred to attended the World’s first Blue economy conference this past week. Who knew that fashion and governance would go hand in hand at the conference?

Maybe, only the Sultan. Joho got a hair cut by top Congolese barber George Dafunda. The governor looked like a pleased client after the Congolese barber had finished trimming him.

Check out more images of his dope hair-do are below:

Story credit: MPASHO

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All roads lead to Thika Stadium. Leo kitaeleweka!! Diamond Platinumz just Landed in the Nairobi County and fans can’t keep calm.

The WCB Star is a darling to many and the hype can be mistaken for the event to have already began. We are only counting a couple hours before it can all be lit.

The controversy however is that all the other artists who will be sharing the stage with him are Gospel artist.

Weekend bila hangover kesho unaamka ukiwa sawa. Enjoy the experience without worrying about hangover. Come over to #NoHangovaConcert at Thika Stadium. pic.twitter.com/kBTSF6b2ab

— KYAMA (@Elijahkyama) December 1, 2018

Kutaendaje? Fans have hinted how awkward it will be for the songs to change from worship and praise to ‘kuteleza kama nyoka pangoni.’ on a light note though but this is a concern that many have risen.

Diamond Platinumz is in the company of his WCB team not the entire team though or the artists signed under him.

The Tanzanian music King has promised to give a grand performance today that will be remembered by his fans for a lifetime.

It's Saturday! The Summit Experience is coming to Thika Stadium. Doors open at 4pm. Come party with us till the AM! #NoHangovaConcert pic.twitter.com/Ruq4C2gOKd

— SummitMalt (@SummitMaltKE) December 1, 2018

“Naelekea Thika Kenya we are shutting it down tonight” Diamond says in his video

Some of the artists that will be sharing the stage with Diamond include Ben Githae, Muigai Njoroge, Loise Kim and Wakabura, Bahati, David Wonder, Masterpiece, DJ Mo among others.

Diamond received a grand welcome at the airport today and many are convinced that there is no better place to be tonight than where all the fun is.

The Thika stadium gates have been open since 4 pm today and probably already flooded.

Aunty Social 💁🏾
@PeggyMMwanza
Yaani hujafika Thika Stadium and gates are already open? What are you waiting for?#NoHangovaConcert

Keroro
@Baba_Oren
Mziki mpaka chee.. Lets meet at the Thika Stadium #NoHangovaConcert

KYAMA
@Elijahkyama
Weekend bila hangover kesho unaamka ukiwa sawa. Enjoy the experience without worrying about hangover. Come over to #NoHangovaConcert at Thika Stadium.

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#UberChronicles (December Edition)

“Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival….”

I actually had vowed that the late Bob Nesta Marley’s Buffalo Soldier was going to be the tune to break the virginity of my new Honda Fit speakers.

And at 10:13pm Friday it came true.

I have so many reasons to celebrate. UNESCO being one of them. The Johnnies have finally added reggae music to their global cultural heritage list.

However, as I had revealed to VOA during a radio interview, the motive is hidden. It won’t take long before the rabbit is pulled out of the hat. Soon the reggae sacrament will go global. Legalization.

I was nervous wondering who was going to be my first client. Lo and behold, it was a damsel by the name of Nkirote.

‘She must be from Chogoria’ I whispered to myself when I saw her request come through.

I picker her from Parklands. She was headed to Uhuru gardens where King Kaka was launching his album #EastlandoRoyalty.

“Do you think that local artists have been deleting their songs from their YouTube channels to later claim that the Films Board is on their neck?” I decided to prick her brains.

I saw her nod in agreement although her eyes didn’t leave her Techno phone. Must have been some serious chat or maybe a date going bad. She never spoke a word after that. Paid my dues and left the car.

Fellow Kenyans, we as taxi drivers need company. Sitting in that car with your mouth shut for hours is no joke. Kindly consider engaging us. Even if it means asking our opinions on if it is right to say City or Cirry. Kenyatta or Kenyarra.

Reminds me of some Somali male species I ferried from Kilimanjaro Food Court (Somalis prefer using the initials KFC) to Pangani. He kept using sign language to direct me to his crib. I actually assumed he was deaf and even used my fingers to indicate to him that he needed to part with Ksh 550. He gave me Ksh 600 and left.

“ISKORIS!” he finally spoke as he banged the door. (Iskoris is a Somali word for STUPID. It is always said in capital letters. Try it. Its free! ISKORIS

11:05pm I got a request from a Loice who was heading to NextGen Mall and wanted to be picked from Lang’ata.

On arriving at Otiende, she told me to pick her at the shopping center before heading to her house where she promised to take 3 minutes max to apply make-up and we leave.

Since she had some cartoon box with her, I decided to help her ferry it to her crib. She stays in an SQ. It was so small that we couldn’t fit into it the two of us. On the wall she had hanged few clothes and one could be forgiven for assuming it was a boutique.

Someone don’t mention the decent housing crap under the Big 4 Agenda. Issa scum!

She picked her make up kit and we were off to Blend, the club at NextGen. I make few coins and while at the basement I decide to take my medication. Healing of the nation.

I spray myself mildly as I turn on my Uber App once again. We have a serge at the mall. More than 7 requests. Patel’s goes through.

“Twende Mugoya hapo stage”. The passenger is high on tamboo (that indian drug they put below the tongue). He is smiling sheepishly all along.

12:15am It is December! I tell myself aloud. My favorite month because 3 years ago, a time like this, I was one-month shy being called a dad.

From Mugoya I drive to Oil Libya for some cold Coke. Another request to Fairways in South ‘Sea’. The road is pathetic! I feel for the locals. Actually, you cannot doge a pothole, you only choose the most convenient one to enter.

By half past midnight, I had made a cool Ksh 2,300. This new automobile must be my lucky charm. I thought to myself.

“Wanaume huwa mnataka nini?” asks Halimo, a Somali Kenyan who from her prior phone conversation I presumed she was in a serious argument with the boyfriend.

Don’t ask me how I knew she is not married. Men can tell from the face of a woman. A married one is always glowing unlike the unmarried who have to conceal their faces with concealers aka make-up.

From her ranting, I could tell she was either in her first relationship or something. I kept smiling. Feeling sorry for the dude being cursed.

I actually don’t miss dating at all. Come to think of it. Whatever some of us went through! Dating women in their early 20’s is an unpaid internship. Taabu tupu!

We are headed to Majengo, she doesn’t know the exact location where the ‘fiancé’ is. On reaching Mpambe in California, Halimo shouts I stop. She has spotted the lost sheep. She asks me not to leave.

A serious argument ensues between the two love birds. I can see them from my wind screen.

They both take the back seat as the man shouts to his boys that he is coming back in a jiffy. The argument continues as we head to their crib.

Halimo is mad that the boyfriend chews till late and she is threatening to dump him. The dude seems confused. I am not sure if it is the handas or reality. He can’t choose between the damsel and khat.

I go straight to my flash disk and play Etana’s Weakness in me. I did it purposely. They all go silent. Talk of the power of Reggae music. The message is always in the music and the music in the message.

I see them hug. Etana’s song puts you back, a note at a time.
“Hiyo ngoma mzuri wallah brathe” the now calmed dude finally speaks to me. Upon arriving, I notice Halimo has been crying albeit silently all along.

“Love just like a mistake, never make it twice, do it six to seven times just to be sure” I advise them sounding like a grown ass love doctor.

1:49am Am dropping some white woman from Yaya Centre to Kileleshwa. She has some serious shopping with her. I bet they are those type who take Xmass seriously.

We end the trip after traversing hundreds of neatly tree lined boulevards.

“This must be a new car you have right here” She speaks as we offload her shopping.

“Yeah, this is my first day on the road with it. Imported it from SBT Japan and it was delivered to me from Mombasa as a parcel via Coast Bus” I decide to lie. A white lie to a white woman. It is December anyway!

She laughs so hard and offers me a glass of wine which she says is 18 years old. I gladly accept, in return I puff a pass and pass some to her. Gustavo never disappoints! She liked it.

So fast were the effects that she started dancing to no song.
“Come on my Uber guy, tell me a fairy tale before you go” She says as she hands me 15 USD.

“Did you know Kiambu town was originally called Kiamosquito until independence when it was changed to Kiambu?” I ask in a soft voice.

“No. I didn’t. Why?” She asks as I hold my upcoming laughter.

“Kiambu was named after a colonialist called Kia who was bitten by a female mosquito, got infected by malaria and died 3 days later. The locals mourned Kia and later changed the name of there are to KIAMBU (Kia + Mbu)”.

She hugs me so tightly amid my derisive laughter of a hungry hyena.

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BIKO Is the finest actor
By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka Banana Peddler

I am an ardent fan of local programmes. I staunchly love watching locally produced programmes. Sometimes back like five years or so, I moonlighted as an actor in Citizen TV’s Papa Shirandula, thanks to my able director Mr. Kibwana Onguso who gave me a chance. God bless you Sir.

Having watched most of our local programmes, there is this telenovela/dramedy called SELINA which airs in MAISHA MAGIC EAST that has captivated my attention. Likewise, there is this character in that programme called BIKO aka Kamau Peter in his real name. The boy is exceptionally amazing. In his role, he exhibits sincere love and passion when acting.

Despite his pride, Biko displays class, discipline and confidence. If I were to rate, I would rate him as the best actor in East and Central Africa. Likewise, I can attest without contradiction that Selina is the best locally made television programme.

LAll the pulchritudinous actors and actresses fit their respective roles. Wakio Mzenge and Helen Keli are great too. But Biko stands out nonetheless. As an actor, he is professional in all situations because his talent is innate. His whimsical sense of vanity, coupled with some fake pride exuding in him, raises a unique standard.

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By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka Banana Peddler

I am an ardent fan of local programmes. I staunchly love watching locally produced programmes. Sometimes back like five years or so, I moonlighted as an actor in Citizen TV’s Papa Shirandula, thanks to my able director Mr. Kibwana Onguso who gave me a chance. God bless you Sir.

Having watched most of our local programmes, there is this telenovela/dramedy called SELINA which airs in MAISHA MAGIC EAST that has captivated my attention. Likewise, there is this character in that programme called BIKO aka Kamau Peter in his real name. The boy is exceptionally amazing. In his role, he exhibits sincere love and passion when acting.

Despite his pride, Biko displays class, discipline and confidence. If I were to rate, I would rate him as the best actor in East and Central Africa. Likewise, I can attest without contradiction that Selina is the best locally made television programme.

All the pulchritudinous actors and actresses fit their respective roles. Wakio Mzenge and Helen Keli are great too. But Biko stands out nonetheless. As an actor, he is professional in all situations because his talent is innate. His whimsical sense of vanity, coupled with some fake pride exuding in him, raises a unique standard.

albertamenya@yahoo.com

(The witer sells bababas in the streets of Kisii Town)

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Yes, our very own handshake maestro-less one Pauline Njoroge is pregnant ! yes , as in expecting a baby soon. looks like it will be a baby girl if a photo shared by journalist Nzau is anything to go by…

Now, Pauline is a good person and many view her as a political socialite; she is been attached to NEPAD secretariat and has worked her ass off for Uhuru’s TNA/Jubilee. She was untill recently a known Raila hater (assumptions) but has since moved on and now works for Raila who towers both AU and NEPAD secretariat.

Well, as for the baby daddy, don’t ask me, I have no clue. There is no known man famous or otherwise known to be keeping her thighs worked- a big kudoz to her for keeping her relationship (s) under lock and key BUT then the pregnancy confirms that she has been steamy not with plastic battery powered vibrators but human flesh and creamy at it…

Well, the timing is right, Pauline just graduated from Mt Kenya university and already enrolled for her masters, she has made good coins from her political engagements since 2011 and she still got a job manning some desk at a government office or NEPAD. The timing couldn’t be any better, inaitwa kujipanga!

As for name of the baby, hmm we wait but wont be surprised if she names Ida after mama Ida Odinga. it is said that Pauline admires Mama Ida very much, she also admires the other lady from her county (Muranga) mama Margret although Maggy doesn’t seem to have time for her, well Waziri Amina Mohammed may be the ‘godess’ mother to the new angel

Looking forward to glamourous baby shower that may be launched by Jubilee boss or his deputy , who knows!

Best wishes Pauline and let it be a smooth sail all the way… PEACE !

 

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The famous Imenti house video  has been trending for over 24hours now, so far the online community can finally reveal the the main actress in the video is one Catherine Wanjiri and the chief driller is Robert  Omenta aka Roba a tout plying the notorious route 58 .  Here is the expose tweet

Catherine Wanjiru is her name. She co-Owns the stall with her husband who fixed the CCTV to confirm his suspicion over infidelity. She is a former teacher cum business lady and Robert Omenta aka Roba,a tout plying route 58. #ImentiHouseVideo— Imenti Business House (@ImentiHouse) December 16, 2018

Huyo bwana alipata kitu alikuwa anatafuta— STABLE GENIUS🎓 (@francease) December 16, 2018

The way mans positioned that camera knows how is partner likes it. From the back and on the floor. Also there is no signs of safe secs😫— Myke (@Myke_Mwendwa) December 16, 2018

Hii CCTV ilikuwa ya kushika panya na mende hapo chini ama??? 😅😅🤣🤣🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️— CALLING (@DjNruff) December 16, 2018

Regardless, I still give the brother 8/10 for good strokes. Na hakuna bibi ya mtu Nairobi btw.— Anyole (@tangawiziman) December 16, 2018

Vile amesema
HAKUNA BIBI YA MTU NAIROBI.— Dez JNR (@ITS____JNR) December 16, 2018

Analysis of Imenti House Video by SK Motiryot PhD in Nyemocrobatics:

I have watched the Imenti House sweetness tape, drawn some analysis and the made the following observations:

1. This is purely casual sex. Those involved don’t seem to know each other much. I did not see anything that seems to suggest the two have a relationship. The time of the act is around 7pm. Several shops had closed. It’s the man in the video who recorded it. His reason could be to embarrass the woman for something she did to him during the previous encounter. I feel sorry for her. She is said to be Eva Wairimu and is married and previously she worked as a teacher. Oh she has an expensive watch too.
2. That’s now how to make love to a woman. You need to maintain one position for at least two minutes if you must change to another. Boy kept changing positions almost every 5 seconds. On this he failed terribly.
3. The backside is a delicate position especially when the girl’s knees are on the ground. In fact, she’s very good at it. In the video you’ll see how properly she elevates her behind. Very impressive. But the man failed again on this. Instead of carrying his own weight like a man should, he loads himself over her. Don’t forget her knees are already too burdened with her own weight. Boy is a lousy love maker.
4. Finally, the man knew he was going to release the video to the public. So he decided to put on what he thought was a good show, complete with a cap on his head, twisted backwards. He considers himself a sportsman, which turns out, he’s not.

Well, later it emerged tha

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The guy in the “imenti house” video has finally been exposed to be a Kisii guy  makanga operating in route 58 in Nairobi.

This past week and weekend, an explicit video has been doing rounds on almost every social media platform in Kenya. Anyone with an active internet connection must have heard of “Imenti House” and the video showing the dark activities that happen inside the numerous stalls  stores in the now famous building.

According to online sources the lady in the video is a former a teacher who turned into business to make an extra coin. It was also revealed that her husband installed the grounding focusing cctv following his suspicion and rumours that she has been running other side business.

The lady is said to have about 4 to 5 young men who visit her on a regular basis at a small fee of 2500.  The guy captured on the video yesterday is a tout plying route 58 , he is a Roba Omenta Ochomba, a Kisii born tao .

Many suspect that the five boys know each other and one of them may have recorded the video as a protest to the lady for raising the amount to 2500 from initially 2000.

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By Too Jared

It is now official, the mzungu lady with deep Luhya accent’s Blu Band Margarine video has gone viral

The mzungu lady humorously pouring her heart out for the love of Blue Band margarine in perfect Luhya accent that has taken social media by storm.

Pearl Hodgkinson Lwoyelo, is the new online sensation after mesmerizing Kenyans with her mastery of the accent while explaining how the margarine is the secret to being curvy.

A position, she says, white people do not know hence why they have flat derrière.

“Ebu onako tu vile wazungu wanakula blueband, wan amringo mingi sijui wanailetanga kutoka wapi.Hawajui utamu wa Blue band. Wacha nikuambie siri ushaona mzungu – most wazungu hawananga ma****o. M****o yao inakuaga tu flat sababu ya hio…Hawakulangi Blue Band na hawajui utamu wa Blue Band. Blue Band infanya mtu ananona in all the right places, unanielewa?”Said Lwoyelo.

So who is she?

Well, according to her moving story featured by Charis Newsletter, 2018 issue, Lwoyelo is married to a Kenyan man.

“I didn’t always have such a long name, though I must admit it’s always been a mouthful.

My parents were missionaries in Kenya for about 14 years. I was born and raised there for the first 13 years of my life. I loved it. As a free-spirited kid, there were no limits to where my imagination would take me….

“My husband, John, and I have been missionaries in Kenya for the past seven years. John is Kenyan and I have lived in Kenya over 50% of my life so it is very much home to both of us.

“John and I married in 2011 but I had known him since 1997 and had a crush on him since I was eleven years old. In many ways it seemed like I was living a fairy tale, marrying my childhood crush, living in the land of my heart and achieving my life dream of being a missionary…” she said

She has two daughters and is a midwife.

“I am forever grateful that everything in the birth story of my sweet baby girl, Anna, was perfect. I will never forget holding Anna for the first time, singing and praying over her. It was e

“A short year and a half later, with my second baby… I struggled with a lot of fear during Eliana’s 10-hour labour which I believe was why it took so long. I was in transition for close to five hours.

“After going through that experience and fighting to be able to breastfeed my baby, which I resumed less than a week after surgery… I began dreaming about starting birth classes to help teach pregnant women about their bodies and their choices….

“Due to a variety of reasons, I am in the States as a single mom for this season while my husband works on his visa to join us. It is an incredibly difficult season single parenting our daughters while being a full-time student, running my own social media business to try and support us and about to move to Ohio and begin a part-time preschool teaching job.”

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Raila Odinga’s daughter Rosemary Odinga has narrated her battle with a brain tumour and suffering a stroke, leading to partial loss of her sight.

In an interview with Citizen TV’s Victoria Rubadiri, Rosemary explained that while with her children in Naivasha, she collapsed following constant headaches.

“I was called for breakfast and I couldn’t open the door… eventually, after knocking and opening the door, I just collapsed onto the help who was there,” recalls Rosemary.

She explains that after her collapse, her shocked daughters immediately called an ambulance to take her to Nairobi for treatment but considering the trip would have taken long, she declined.

“My older daughter ran to the clinic and they sent an ambulance which came and picked me up. Then they said we could drive to Nairobi but I said I couldn’t make it so they sent for a chopper which brought me to Nairobi,” she narrate

Brain tumour diagnosis

Upon arrival at a hospital in Nairobi, the 41-year-old was diagnosed with aneurysm, an enlargement of an artery caused by weakness in the arterial wall and a brain tumour that was later on removed in China.

Rosemary refuted claims that she is totally blind saying that she can see through the right eye though not clearly while she’s blind in the left eye.

“I don’t really see out of the left eye. I can see through the right eye but it’s foggy; it’s like looking through a glass with water in it. So I see mostly through the right eye but it’s half the vision, and I can see things that are very close to me,” she said.

She explained that it is not clear what caused her blindness but says she is looking for solutions that will restore her eyesight.

Emotional strain

According to the politician-cum-farmer, fitting into her new state was difficult as she ended up crying several times.

“I draw strength from my daughters… because of them, I’m alive. I said to myself, ‘if I give up now, what am I teaching them? Am I teaching them that whenever you have a hiccup in life to give up?’ And I said ‘No! I have to continue and try and be successful,” said Rosemary.

Fidel Oding

Rosemary recounted how she shared a close relationship with her late brother Fidel Odinga, narrating how he hosted her in USA and how it was fun being around him.

She did not rule out the possibility of making a comeback into politics if people give her the support.

“There are so many examples in the world of persons with disability who are able to provide leadership to the community and I’ll say what I’ve always said: if God gives me an opportunity, and people are willing to support me, then I’ll not shy away from a leadership position,” she stated.

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Migori County has been in the news for all the wrong reasons in 2018. And it seems the region can’t get itself from the bad books. Governor Okoth Obado, is leading his people in having unprotected. Obado, who was the father of Sharon Otieno’s unborn baby, is also facing the murder of his girlfriend.

But there is something more worrying in Migori that is killing residents with impunity. It is an STD that has been nicknamed Jakadala.

The disease is so dangerous that it is believed it can kill within a few weeks if not managed in time.

County Health Executive Iscar Oluoch said her office had released officers to the ground after word went around that at least five people are being treated for the disease in different health facilities.

‘We have sent surveillance teams to a private hospital in Awendo Sub-county, where it was reported two patients had the disease.” She told a local daily.

The most affected group are the gold miners in Nyamorombo gold mines, Komito mines and other gold mining locations in Suna. It seems these guys are having raw sex as they look for the precious minerals in their raw forms.

Governor Obado who has been arrested twice this year and has spend more than 40 combined days in custody, will be in court from May next year to face the charges of murdering his girlfriend in cold blood.

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By Silas Nyanchwani via FB

A woman’s respect for her man is pegged on two things: his ability to lay pipe well (good sex) and the amount of money in his bank bank. If you have money and you can plumb like a skinny nigga in a clothe’s stall and you can make it rain like a drug lord, you are safe.

A good plumber (good sex) is especially a jailer of men emotionally vulnerable women, who can’t summon enough courage to get off the dickmatization. Rich men are a trap of materialistic women who believe crying in a range is better than being rained on in a boda boda but happy.

There is a third thing that can make a woman respect her man. Love. But this is increasingly becoming rare. To find a woman who can love you as an average bloke is extremely rare lately. This heavily depends on how you conduct yourself. If you are a good guy, who goes home early, eats her food, provides what you can. You stray a bit, and she strays. Often.

I write this, as I think of Jamal, the slain KTN actor. The nature of the stabbing to me reeks of utter contempt and hatred. What kind of contempt can drive someone to kill her lover?

It is said that Jamal was asking her why she was being bought drinks by men.

It is sad. I have said, going with your woman to a bar is never a wise thing. Women in bars is never a good thing. Call me what you want, but this is my God-given opinion.

By no stretch, am I saying that women who go to bars are immoral or loose, or women should not have fun. I have no such powers. What I am saying, and I am talking to men, is that it is never a good idea to go with your woman in the club.

We can conduct a social experiment for anyone who doubts me.

Most women in clubs are always staring at the men in the next table. Partly because, their foolish men are on their stupid phones, and partly because women want attention and any man who shows them attention, is good sport. Besides, women in cities are wired with a spirit of adventure. I can’t disclose what my escapades have taught me, but after 12 years of social experimentation, the safest bet any man can do when looking for a long time partner is to land a woman who hates loud music and the smell of alcohol. Or those who have cultivated a sense of maturity to go a to a decent quiet bar, enjoy a glass or two wine and goes home y latest 9 p.m. This is something that we cannot be democratic about. So it is a choice as a man you have to make.

In an alcoholic zone, people are not themselves.

Two instances. And we can choose to view them in isolation, as an exception, and not the norm, but hey.

Mid-last year, I ended up in some graduation party in Syokimau. I don’t remember who took me there or how I ended up there. But it was one of this big houses, with good food and liquor in store. The brother to the host had graduated with some Masters, and the crowd was a bit mature.

Now, there was this MC, quite a skinny, loud dude, with a dry sense of humour, so dry he will make MC Jessy sound like, well, MC Jessy.

He kept drinking anything on the table and we all feared that it was a matter of time before he chewed. And within a short 47 minutes, he had chewed.

Now, he had a hot girlfriend. Not immediately beautiful, but to a discerning eye, she had this hot, virginal, village-raised bodies that any hetero-male who a taste for challenge, Imenti style, would love to devour.

Some scientist in Cambridge have not discovered it yet, men descended from vultures and hyenas more than they descended from monkeys. Because our scavenging abilities are legendary. All of sudden, men were circling around the girl like vultures circling a dead calf in a famished desert.

The girl exuded that provincial vulnerability that could not match the sleek nature and ways of the city fuckboys. I got distracted, forgot about her, and a moment later, I found her in the balcony in a very compromising position with some bully.

I went back and now the boyfriend was throwing up everything he had eaten in the last 72 hours, and the house was smelling horrible and his closest male friend had to pick after him. And I have never seen a girl more humiliated. The bully might have had his way because he left soon afterward. When people start puking on carpets, you leave. But the few vultures who hang around (I stuck there because I needed some means out of the place). Moments later, I ran into the girl in parking exchanging every type of kiss. Beware of this innocent looking women.

Anyway.

A few weeks ago, I shared a similar story in my Nairobian column. Of a party, I attended in Lang’ata. The host had thrown one of those parties where the food and drink are enough. And I am not talking about the stupid whiskey that burns and char your tongue like nonsense.

Long story short, the host got a bit too tipsy and the things I saw men do to the wife/girlfriend didn’t impress me much.

Because it takes a lot of discipline on the part of the woman to resist the charm of a drunken man if she is drunk herself. Alcohol impairs one’s judgment. Alcohol brings the worst in us.

If you are prick, alcohol makes a prick ten times. If you dharau your wife/girlfriend, or boyfriend/girlfriend, when drunk you get a license to dharau them properly.

Married people who do bad things when drunk, boils down to the level of contempt they have to their spouse. from harmless flirtation to socket dancing, to kissing to the actual act, it all boils down to the amount of respect you have for your spouse.

If there is no respect, like for men, you will go home at 5, your breath rank with cheap whiskey odour, and your shirt full of lipsticks and you will not care less.

For a woman, she will do anything to denigrate the man. And when contempt is mixed with hatred, stabbing becomes easy.

Wacha nirudi kusikiza Culture…Black Man King

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…..SUBHANALLAH!

Character assassination or bloodless murder as it is some times called is a very harmful vice in our respective societies.

This vice is practiced mainly in order to soil the character of a targeted person with the objective of spoiling his/her reputation by exaggerating, manipulating or completely falsifying the facts about the individual. That’s what the cartels and some jealous politicians are doing to the fast RISING Hon Gedi.

If you are dynamic, successful, a born leader, highly charismatic, popular, attractive, or all of these things, like Fatuma Gedi is, then at some point you are guaranteed to be the target of character assassination. As an expert of Videography, the hired goons who video-shopped the FAKE video doing the rounds, indeed did a very poor job.

When you watch keenly you will realise the lady in the video has a tatoo on the left hand! Close people to Hon Gedi tell me she doesn’t have one. While the lady in the video has long fingers and cutex on her nails, Hon Fatuma Gedi ONLY uses Heena on her hands.

A black mass body and a brown face?…..doesn’t add up. That was simply poor job done. The general physique of the person in the FAKE video is a complete contrast of our Hon MP. Above all, the lady in the video has a Human-hair wig (ladies will understand better what i mean)…. Kabambay wears none.

When falsely character assasinating someone, atleast always strive to do a perfect job …….sio jua kali kama hii! This was poor and pure waste of money. Very soon, on this platform, i WILL name the individuals behind this! Keep it here.

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Jamaica’s award winning group Morgan Heritage is set to grace the much hyped  end year party in Kenya  dubbed Wasafi Festival 2018 at Uhuru Gardens.

The Jamaican stars will share the stage alongside celebrated Tanzania’s power house Diamond Platnumz and his WCB crew.

 This will be the first time Diamond and Morgan Heritage  will be performing their hit songs, Hallelujah and African Jamaican on Kenyan soil.

 The two met at Fiesta Rwanda in Kigali sometime back and talked their way into a collaboration that took East Africa by storm.

 Speaking about their upcoming performance by Morgan Heritage, the organizers, The Great Republic said, “We are thrilled to be the first event company in Kenya to do an event of such magnitude. We are bringing the three biggest genres of music among the youth on one platform. Fans of reggae, bongo and Kenyan music will get everything at the Wasafi Festival.”

 Also, on the night, Pan African TV show, Coke Studio Africa 2019 will also be officially launched on stage.Fans of Coke Studio Africa 2019 will get a glimpse of the music show set to hit the screens in February 2019.

Tickets for the festival are available at www.tgrtickets.com for Kshs 2000 Regular, VIP Kshs 5,000, and Kshs VVIP 15,000. Wasafi festival is sponsored by Coca Cola Company.

 The festival dubbed the biggest end year party in 254 will see Morgan Heritage also share a stage with  Kenya’s Naiboi, Band Beca, Nadia Mukami and  with  WCB crew- Harmonize, Rayvanny, Queen Darlene, Mbosso, Lavalava among others. .

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Wajir Woman Representative Fatuma Gedi has broken her silence after a viral bedroom video in which it was alleged she was the main character leaked online. The vocal politician thanked all those who stood with her during the hard time in which she faced criticism over what many termed as unethical behavior for a leader of her calibre. Read more: https://www.tuko.co.ke/294542-wajir-mp-fatuma-gedi-finally-speaks-following-alleged-viral-bedroom-video.

In a Twitter post, the beautiful politician was grateful over the messages of encouragement and support that she received from people.

I would like to say "thank you" to all the people who stood with me during this trying moment. Thank you for the messages of encouragement & the overwhelming support. It says alot about the kind of society we are and the values we hold dear.
I will forever remain grateful! pic.twitter.com/0lXEauugf8

— Hon. Fatuma Gedi (@Hon_FatumaGedi) December 22, 2018

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Citizen TV anchor Lilian Muli has been dumped by her billionaire Kisii man Jared Nevarton Ombongi.

In her break up post, Lillian revealed that Jared was a ‘narcissist’ and a ‘community husband’.

Jared lived in USA and made his billions there before coming back home, he does choppers to his Nyaribari home in Kisii and is a patron of Shabana FC. He is said to have investments in Wallstreet stock exchange and also deals in precious metals.

She disclosed that she decided to go public with the break up as she doesn’t want to be linked to Jared anymore.in her post she sounds bitter a confirmation that she loved the billionare but she couldnt keep with. Jared already had two wives (one being a Mzungu who lives in Syiokimau) before he picked on Lilian a divorcee.

“Happy Holidays folks. I’m officially single and will now focus on raising my boys. As public figures we meet all sorts of people and most just want trophies whether you are well known or not be very careful who you allow into your life don’t go giving your heart to everyone. Sociopaths will keep you entangled in their web of lies and you will be one of their many victims. when you actually believe someone is true to you only to find out they are community husbands you are safer stepping aside. Nobody should ever tag me in posts about Jared Ombongi who has been associated with me I disassociate myself from such links from today. As politicians say “I would rather die” than be linked to a polygamist! Narcissism is real. Stay woke. I speak out because no one will ever embarrass me again. People ask why put your stuff out there? Well it’s because next time you see Mr community husband don’t give him the credit of saying that’s Lillian’s man. I am actually very blessed I have two wonderful men in my life Joshua munene and Liam Francis and that’s all I need. #tooprecious#notcommon” read her post.

Questions over the status of her relationship with Shabana FC chairman Jared Nevaton emerged on August 24 when she posted a photo of a black rose on her Instagram page, which she captioned “THE END.”

Her followers back then were quick to tie the post to her love affair with Nevaton, whom she hooked up with after divorcing her husband, Moses Njuguna Kanene, following allegations of “adultery, cruelty and desertion” in 2016. She recently gave birth to her second child and Nevaton admitted paternity.

Some were quick to note that the only other time that a celebrity posted a black rose was when Ugandan-born socialite Zari Hassan separated from Diamond Platnumz.

Nevaton has been in a steady relationship with Muli and the two were variously seen together at functions, including at his rural home in Kisii County before he admitted he was dating her.

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