Via FaceBook-Saimz Muiruri Simon- (not sure of the original author!)
And the FACEBOOK drama continues….AFTER CITIZEN TV REPORTERS KUHAMIA K24 S.K MACHARIA updates,
“I cant take this no more!!…..”
Uhuru,Jimmy Gathu,Ruto and 1,856 others “LIKE” this…
MAMA NGINA:
Na bado…
UHURU:
@Mum,pwahahahahaha,aki Mum! You can say that again! Hatutaki Upara!
BETH MUGO:
@Auntie,hehehe,ati na bado?? @Cuzo,pwahahaha, wakileta Upara…fimbooo….chapa!
SONKO:
@Gai Gai Gai,Uhuru aki familia yenu ni ya machizi ! Pwahahaha,ati upara? @S.K Macharia,naona sasa upara itafika kwa matako! Lol!
JIMMY GATHU:
@Pwahahaha,walai Sonko wewe ni fala! Ati manini? Wah,sisemi kitu…
S.K.MACHARIA:
@Jimmy Gathu,I thought you respected me…*wish I knew*
JIMMY GATHU:
@S.K Macharia,to be honest…I respected the MONEY….haha,not YOU!
FRANKLIN WAMBUGU:
@Jimmy,DAMN,YOU READ MA MIND!
LUCY KIBAKI:
@pwahahahaha,aki ya mungu You guys are killing Me!
ROBERT ALAI:
@Lucy,I already tweeted that You DIED a week ago!
LUCY KIBAKI:
@ Arai(Alai) warai nikikushika nitakugonga kama karai ya mayai….
SONKO:
@Lucy,hehehe,ma-rhymes nazo! Ungemalizia na “Mpaka Uzirai…” haha
JULIE GICHURU:
@S.K Macharia,RELAX…I,Lilian Muli and Janet Mbugua,we got your back!
LILIAN MULI:
@Julie,speak 4 uaself…
JANET MBUGUA:
@Lilian,I thot U were 4 real…SMDH
KALONZO:
Ni kama ndrama,ni kama vindeo,hehehe
NGILU:
@Kalonzo,puh-leeeze,iyo swag ishaachapa,get a better line…. #water melon
ABABU NAMWAMBA:
@Uhuru,sa ju Jeff Koinange ilienda,unaplan kuweka nani kwa CAPITAL TALK? Jaguar?? Hahaha
MUTHAMA:
@Ababu,JAGUAR ni nani??
RINGTONE:
Wah,ati Jaguar ni nani ? Enyewe Analogue ni Analogue tu! Nani hajui Jaguar?
REDSAN:
Ringtone,atleast 2najua Jaguar,swali ni…Je,WEWE NI NANI??
RINGTONE:
@Redsan, puh-leeeeze,I’m a Gospel Artist!
ROSE MUHANDO:
Pwahahahaha, *gospel artiste*…Kama Ringtone ni Gospel artist,si SIZE 8 ni bibi ya Pastor?
MARY WAMBUI:
@Muhado,pwahahaha,Gai fafa! Warai unafanya nicheke mpaka mabeshte wanafikiria niko na wazimu!
ORENGO:
@Mary,si already unakuwanga na wazimu? Lol !
KIBAKI:
@Orengo,pwahahahaha,Gai ,unafanya nimwage chai !
LUCY KIBAKI:
@Kibaki,UNAFANYA NINI ONLINE? Umemariza kupack boxer zako? Unajua tunahama 26th March na uko hapa tu unafrat(flirt) na Mama Winnie!??
MARY WAMBUI:
@Orengo,nitakugonga iyo mengo nikuwache ukiwa mapengo!
SONKO:
@Wah,mabibi wa Kibaki wote ni ma-rhymes tu!
WAITITU:
@Sonko,pwahahahaha,kumbe hata wewe ume-notice??
ESTHER PASSARIS:
Hey Guys,aki pliz,open this link and LIKE MY PHOTO plz plz,I win a competition,plzzz guys,LIKE THE PHOTO,plzz
FRED GUMO:
@Waititu,Naskia hata wewe ume-file petition? Hehehe,how do U xpect to get favour frm those judges wen U hav a criminal case pending in almost every law court in Nairobi?
WILLY MUTUNGA:
@Gumo,pwahahahahaha! SMDH
KABOGO:
@Hehehe,ati naskia SUNDAY LIVE itakuwa ikiletwa na Julie Gichuru na Mwala, haha
SAKAJA:
@Kabogo,hahaha! Wewe ni chizi! Mwala ataweza kufikia desk ya News? Na naskia kwa “WHO OWNS KENYA” next week wataleta Wilbroda! Hahaha
BALALA:
Ati Wilbroda? Pwahahaha,ama Awinja!
RUTO:
Buahahahaha,ama Kawira! Aki nyinyi!
BETH MUGO:
sa ju Job Mwaura ameenda K24,Nani atakuwa akileta Mgaa Gaa na Upwa? Raila?? Hahaha
MWAKWERE:
Ati Raila? Hahaha,enyewe Raila anafit iyo sector ju ata yeye siku hizi anagaa gaa na upwa ….#hustler
MUTULA KILONZO:
Atleast K24 wataanza kuleta program mpya sasa…for 5 Years wamekuwa wakileta proggy moja tu bana!
KALONZO:
@Mutula,gani hiyo??
MUTULA:
@Kalonzo,ingine hapo ya Pono…Hehehe,kuna madame wawili hukam kumangania studio kila friday usiku, pwahahahaha
MUTHAMA:
@Mutula,hahahaha,ati pono? You Guy!
KIMEMIA:
Wasee mmeskia ati jana Raila akiwa COAST alidai ati alishinda kura na 1 million votes?? Lolest!
KUTUNY:
Enyewe shida ya madawa ya kulevya COAST imezidi sasa…yaani mpaka ime-affect Raila bana!? Wah!
NJERU GITHAE:
Hehehe,msee hata hajamaliza masaa mawili COAST na effects za madawa zishaanza kujionyesha! Pwahahahaha
WETANGULA:
@Njeru,unabonga kuhusu madawa na JUBILEE ndio imejaa ma-drug lords? Sonko,Uhuru,Kabogo…Jaugar…
MARY WAMBUI:
@Njeru,kwakwakwa,Gai,Datheka Nginya Dathuria tui tui tui !
NJERU:
@Mary,pwahahaha, wí na ma??
MARY:
ítíkia kana urege….Dathuria ta kana! Tui tui tui ,hohohoho
*S.K MACHARIA DEACTIVATES ACCOUNT*
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