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Njoki Chege’s ex-lover says she’s NOT SWEET, the UNDRESSING, Oh what a...

NJOKI CHEGE:THE INFANTILE RAVINGS OF AN IMPLACABLE MASOCHIST By Shem Beverton Mukalo It is not in my DNA to hold grudges against a woman who once rebuffed my romantic overtures because she thought I...

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HILARIOUS: What Kenyans INCLUDED in the Okoa Kenya REFERENDUM

By S H via Facebook As I slept…i had a dream and it is a dream of the masses in Kenya>>> Kwa Okoa Kenya Referendum tunaomba hizi vitu zishughulikiwe pia 1. Wachonge side moja ya vijiti vya...

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EXPOSED: Hon Joy Gwendo DID NOT HAVE SEX in the parking lot, witness...

Nominated Senator Joy Adhiambo Gwendo did not have sex in the parking lot as alleged by a Nairobi tabloid. The senator denied the incident ever happened and said on the material day she and her husband...

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Radio host Ciku Muiruri EXPOSES an MP from Mt Kenya who DEFILES his own...

CIKU MUIRURI exposes a popular MP who has been defiling his daughters. Here is what Ciku posted:>> “There’s a member of Parliament who has been defiling his teenage girls since they were eight...

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DRAMA in matatu as Njoroge FIGHTS prostitute over SEX DEBT

A skimpily dressed girl and the man only identified as Njoroge (Njoro) who had solicited sex from her turned a South B matatu into a theatre on Saturday morning. Passengers were puzzled as the...

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HERE is the AMAZING LOVE LETTER to Citizen TV’s Kanze Dena, from a long time...

Kanze Dena: A Love Letter From Her Longtime Secret Admirer By Comrade Albert Nyakundi Amenya – Banana Pedlar, the County of Kisii Beloved sweetheart Kanze, I hope you are lovely as always. No amount of...

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TOP TV Anchor Edith Kimani QUITS KTN, headed to German TV Deutsche Welle

KTN news anchor Edith Kimani has quit her job to join German TV, Deutsche Welle. After six years at KTN Edith Kimani on Tuesday announced through her Facebook account that she has dumped her employer...

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Hilarious: UjaLuo Ni Gharama !

UJALUO NI GHARAMA 1. Luos don’t stagger when drunk, they just walk in Italics. 2. A luo doesn’t live in ‘Nyumba Ya Mabati,‘ they live in Aluminium Apartments. 3. Luos don’t shout,… They talk in Upper...

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Kisii IT Guru HARASSED by a beautiful Security Guard, he now seeks protection

A famous Kisii IT guru has public disclosing his troubles with a beautiful security guard assigned to his office block in Upper Hill Nairobi. Here is his revelation:>> I think this security girl...

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”SACKED” NTV Reporter Richard Chacha QUITS media Ksh.10 million RICHER

Richard Chacha, crippled after a 2012 accident, has finally quit journalism after reports emerged that he had been sacked by the leading media entity. Blogger Kahawa Tungu revealed last month that...

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Some 8 moments you are likely to ‘lungula’ her

 #1 After An Argument Even if you’ve upset her and she’s crying, that’s OK. Let her calm down, be there for her, wipe her tears away, and when she takes you back into her arms, let her know how much...

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Top 5 reasons to give when not in the mood

Sex excuse 1: “I’m too tired” “Please babe, I’ve been at work all day and I’m tired” – oh, that old chestnut. A recent study has revealed that the “I’m too tired” scenario has become the top excuse to...

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Music Star famed for hit SONG ‘Ino ni momo’- FAT WOMAN DIES

Celebrated Gikuyu musician Murimi wa Kahalf has died. He shot to fame by his 2011 hit song ‘ino ni momo’ which celebrated a fat woman. He died yesterday. The song turned Murimi Wa Kahalf into a...

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No pain like that of BROKEN PENIS, man reveals

By Mirrow A romantic night in with his girlfriend went badly wrong for one enthusiastic lover – when he ‘fractured’ his penis while having sex. Alan Parke revealed: “I’ve never known pain like it.” The...

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Citizen TV’s Kaze Dena DUMBFOUNDED as Banana Peddler STRIKES with Love Letter...

Another Amazing Letter To Kanze Dena From the Banana Peddler By Comrade Alberto Nyakundi Bin Amenya Banana Peddler, the County of Kisii Cherished beautiful Kanze, I wish to take this nonpareil...

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Women in Kiambu County PROTEST against SEX STARVATION, turning to Nyanza,...

Women in Limuru, Kiambu County are a deeply worried lot. Reason? The region has been literally hit by a shortage of what they term as ‘real’ men. A section of the women held peaceful demonstration in...

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FASHION COP Israel Burale WARNS Christians Against Using Their Mouths as...

Fashion Watch Police Israel Burale Comes Warns Christians Against Using Their Mouths as Ak-47 on Rapper Octopizzo Groove Award By Comrade Alberto Amenya Celebrated television personality and fashion...

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PHOTOS: Top Comedian Eric Omondi to MARRY Italian Beauty, LEAVING Citizen TVs...

Pulse Magazine has EXCLUSIVELY revealed the woman comedian Eric Omondi intends to walk down the aisle. The comedian has in the past been rumoured to be having an affair with a female news anchor but it...

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Ladies, HERE are the four effective ways To prevent BREAST SAGGING

How To prevent Breast Sagging. Take a look at your boobies; are they firm and not sagging or are they flat and sagging? Are you happy with the way they are? Majority of women are always bothered about...

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WHY Citizen TV Kanze Dena’s crush Albert Banana Peddler vowed to stay in...

Why The Banana Peddler Decided to Stay In The Village And Vowed Never to Go Back to the City: Here Is His Interesting Story August 6, 1998, will never be august in my life. I t was the day when I set...

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