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ATTENTION Ladies: TIPS to dating a total Kenyan man, born in the village,...

ATTENTION TO KENYAN WOMEN: Here is Why Your Relationships are Breaking with The speed Like that of Usain Bolt, and the Steps You Should Follow To Remedy them By Albert Nyakundi Amenya My fellow Kenyan...

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The NUDE Photo of ‘President’ lady Kingwa Kamencu goes VIRAL !

Yes, she is sexy and she KNOWS IT! Determined to help her fellow musterbators, madam ‘president’- Lady Kingwa Kamencu shared semi nude photos on her Fcaebook Timeline and oh boy they did go viral! As...

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WHY SHE STOPPED REPLYING TO YOUR TEXTS

In the past there was one thing that really crippled me with women. Often times I’d meet a girl and things would go fantastic, we’d laugh, share some great anecdotes, and then I’d get her number. I...

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HILARIOUS: A True story as told by Dagitari Onjohi himself ! Laugh to the...

I once telled you that my first ever job was when I was written as a cooker. Later, I was promoted to a waiter position at a bar and restaurant and lodgings in Dadora Phase 5 that was owned by one...

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Hilarious: Who SLAPPED Uhuru? is it Martha Karua, Charity Ngilu, Mary Wambui...

By NairobiWire Raila,uhuru, Ngilu, Mary Wambui and Martha Karua are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and...

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ANALYSIS of Nairobi Estates, what kind of people live in your ESTATE, find...

NAIROBI ESTATES ANALYZED: Information more important for newcomers, since rural urban migration in Kenya is at 60% today despite devolution being in place: 1. UMOJA – All alcoholics live here, infact...

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TEACHER had SEX with 15 year old STUDENT after following him 650 miles a way...

An Oklahoma middle school English teacher allegedly followed a 15-year-old student on his summer vacation 650 miles away to a Mississippi hotel room, where police say she had sex the the boy in June....

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Let’s Clear Up Some Lies You’ve Been Told About Vaginas

WARNING: This post contains sexually explicit language. Please read on at your own discretion. By Jenny Block This unfortunately crossed my desk this morning, and now my pussy is sad. “[W]ouldn’t you...

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Serious Stuff: Top Female politician issues Blowjob Etiquette memo

I was looking forward to this Friday until she sent me this memo. Blowjob Etiquette……­­…-. Attention Ronnie… 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 – So if you...

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Hilarious: 13 Unique things about Kenyan MUMS.. Everyone must relate to this

1.If she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it. 2. If when she beats you up she says “unalia nini ata sijakuchapa” 3. When she beats you with pauses: nani...

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HERE is the Girl Asking guys for free sex

Yes, everybody is like YES to a request from a girl who just wants sex, click play to watch the full video. The post HERE is the Girl Asking guys for free sex appeared first on Kenya Today.

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WHY Women Fake Orgasms, here is what Study Says

Yes, women fake it to boost their partner’s ego, out of insecurity and to just get the darn experience over with. But a new study suggests women also fake it ’til they make it. The mystery of the faked...

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Bungoma MCA alleged to have affair with Wetangula DEMANDS apology from Std...

MALICIOUS REPORTS BY THE NAIROBIAN My attention has been drawn to reports appearing in the Nairobian, a local weekly publication owned by the Standard Media Group making malicious claims that I eloped...

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Senator Mike Sonko now WARNS daughter Saumu to KEEP OFF media

Senator Mike Sonko has told off her 20 year-old sexy daughter Saumu Mbuvi over her attack on the so called socialite girls who according to her are trying to get public attention through posting nude...

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Girls, You want to be a Perfect Kenyan Wife? HERE are top tips

By Rita Oyier You want to be a Perfect Kenyan Wife? This is what you need to keep Top of Mind , paper and pen please; First be open to the fact that Kenyan men are naturally polygamous and will either...

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HILARIOUS: The ‘mavi ya kuku’ republic and much more

1.Mutura: is a Kenyan delicacy resembling sausages, it is also what people in Nyeri used to call the late Education Minister the late Mutula Kilonzo 2. To you, Mascara may be make up but to a Luhya it...

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Njoki Chege: Why I Hate Dating in the 21st Centruy!

Dating in the 21st century is tougher than going for an expedition to the moon. It is a stupid, ridiculous venture. We complicate everything. It is all about mind games. Lying games. You have to...

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HERE are HOT pictures of Amber Rose’s Boobs, Butt And Golden Body

Here are the hot pictures of the beautiful Amber Rose, forget our plastic Vera, here is the real deal- you notice her beautiful hair is down hmmm enjoy. Click on the picture to expand the view The post...

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Top 3 Ways Women Sabotage Their Chances At Finding Love

Love is challenging enough to find without self-defeating behaviors. As such, many women can’t find a successful relationship and they become their own worst enemy. After discussing the issues with...

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SHOCK: Kingwa Kamencu NUDE FLAT behind goes VIRAL online !

Yes, Madam President was at it again, this time NOT about touching herself BUT making public her flat behind via a Facebook profile nude picture, click on it below to see her LG Flat behind>>>...

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