THE LUO WOMAN II ( RIGHT OF REPLY)`
By Dorcas Zarkozy
In case you missed part one, I am here to remind you that it appears that the complex topic of the luo woman is not for the round-the-mill chap. Its for the initiated and going by your soliloquy, its clear that you are a celebrated dating 101 flunkie!
The luo woman is no different from any other woman on planet earth, she loves the best that the world can offer, she entertains the best of them, she converses with the best of them, she rolls with the finest of mankind and offers top shelf company to intellectually qualified, gifted aptitude-wise and linguistically endowed human species on planet earth.
Anybody who opines to the contrary is being economical with the truth. It is on the strength of this that I find Silas Gisiora Nyanchwani narrative about the luo woman wanting and downright crazy!
He talks about luo women as a bunch of cartoon characters with certain weird posteriors and figures that would drive a model luo man to a psychiatric ward! Since when did we become mathematical instruments to be described using angles and geometrical lingo?
It’s no wonder the author turned in zero meaningful dates! If he was looking for statistics, the luo women proved to be phenomena not to be equated to algebra and if he thought our anatomy was better when described in angles and degrees, our bodies turned out to be wonderlands for romance! Once again, Wonderlands are meant for the chosen few and the likes of Silas are decisively unqualified to comprehend.
Silas talks about indulging luo women at 2 am in discotheques and then turns around and use that as a strong point against the women from across the pond. But he gives zero reasons as to why the luo women then turn him down despite, and this is from him, expensive dates!
NEWS FLASH>
If a luo woman turned you down despite ‘expensive’ dates to boot, means that she was just not into your boring tail! You need to up your game and whining and waxing lyrical on social media are certainly not going to cut it.
And psychological scapegoating is also forbidden! It takes classic seduction to win a woman’s heart and certainly, a luo woman’s heart is no different. You can blame your college buddies but the buck stops with you!
Oh, I can also see that from your narrative above, you claimed that luo ladies will only come to you when you have vast largesse!
Tough luck>
There is a reason why they snubbed your tail way back then and they are not about to change it now. And the story about blaming your so called ‘homies’ for your inability to land a luo lady is just plain pathetic! Be your own man and trust your intuition and seduction IQ. Let your homies be. The blame game is so 1980s.
Luo Women are here to stay and will always be here. Those who feel otherwise are in for a rude shock!
Viva luo women!
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