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HERE is JAZZ MAESTRO Joseph Hellon’s LOVE STORY that went VIRAL, Got...

She was fair and beautiful. Her black silky hair overflowed her shoulders like a plethora of foliage in a tropical forest. Her soft tender voice echoed through my seventeen year old heart like a...

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HILARIOUS: TOP 25 QUOTES by Pastor James Ng’ang’a, on National TV! R.I.P ENGLISH

R.I.P ENGLISH Pastor NG’ANG’A speaketh …. 1. Car is NOT bicycle. If you want to know the owner of a car.. Don’t talk aboutside (the hell is that!!??) eeerr.. Outside… 2. Some boys were take some photos...

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EXPOSED: WHY We HATE to use CONDOMS, Nairobians tells it all!

By Cate Mukei When Human Resource places condoms in office washrooms, they all vanish in an hour. But you think Nairobians are using them? Hell no! A survey conducted by UNAIDs revealed that most new...

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HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD(REN) AT EARLY AGE

By Shree Kumar via Facebook HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD(REN) AT EARLY AGE : 1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the situation including uncles. 2:...

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WHY I prefer dating A Lady OLDER THAN ME

By Naftali Mosioma Intimate relationships come with a passionate, irresistible affection for someone………LOVE. Only mature, fully-brain-developed ladies have this kind of true love. I mean those that are...

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This Poor Man’s Memo to Kidero’s city hall will CRACK you up

By Sam Bw’Ogega Let me introduce myself! I by no means am rich, nor am I in the middle class. what I am is a survivor. A boy who whistled during breakfast in Kisii High School. (now if you dont know...

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HOW to overcome SEXUAL activities before age 15

How To Overcome Sexual Activities Before Marriage By Omorisia Chakobo 1. Always get into a relationship with a God fearing person. A person who does not fear God will always demand sex. People who do...

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WHY Kenyans born between 1950-1985 are the MOST BLESSED ones…..

We, the people born between 1950-1985, are the blessed ones… By Omorisia Chakobo We were never treated like pack animals to carry our books to school. We used to share one towel, the entire family...

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Shocked Pupils record HEADMASTER and his Deputy HAVING SEX, post video on...

In South Wales, a headmaster and a woman teacher were allegedly recorded by a pupil making love behind the closed door of the head’s office, a disciplinary hearing was told today. Head Graham Daniels,...

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END of an ERA for Cheating COUPLES as Technology catches up with them

By G Opiyo For many years, Men have been having it easy living double lives. Many have been keeping secret girlfriends, many have been visiting brothels, and many more have been using lodgings during...

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Onyango: Are Luo Ladies Increasingly becoming ‘UNMARRIAGEABLE”

Are Luo ladies increasingly becoming unmarriageable. By Onyango O I’ve heard so many complaints from my friends on this increasing trend of marrying women from other tribes by the Luo bourgeois, with...

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The Luo Woman: Right of Reply to Onyango O

THE LUO WOMAN By Dorcas Sarkozy Some call it vanity, others describe our personality as mercurial, but the truth is we the luo women, have shattered many glass ceilings, surpassed the traditional...

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Machakos governor Dr. Mutua opens sh 30 million hospital for cats

Machakos Governor Dr. Alfred Mutua has kept his childhood dream to build an hospital dedicated to treating sick and injured cats. The governor revealed the hospital, constructed at a cost of sh 30...

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WHY Beautiful Kamba Women may STRIP NAKED in Support of Muthama and SHAME Hon...

Top Kamba women are considering a demonstration to condemn Ruiru MP Hon Esther Gathoni and prove her remark that they were less beautiful. But other leaders advised against the act saying the facts are...

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Want A Wife Who Will NOT STRIP, Marry My Sisters !

By Kura Kipkura Recently as you all know some women, God knows under the inspiration from who, wanted to strip naked before TV cameras because they thought Muthama had abused Uhuru Kenyatta. I do not...

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HEALTH: 8 Reasons WHY VP Kalonzo Musyoka should FEEL PROUD when associated...

Watermelon is by far, one of the most powerful, body-healing fruits out there! The amazing health benefits of watermelon cover everything from your brain all the way to the cells in your feet. The best...

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AMAZING Details about MARRIAGE, A must READ!

By Omorisia Chakobo Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start. It’s also a school where you will never graduate. It’s a school without a break or a free period. It’s a...

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AMAZING TIPS for Singles on MARRIAGE

39 ANCIENT WISDOM TIPS FOR SINGLES ON MARRIAGE 1. Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime. 2. A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married. 3. Silence can never be misquoted. 4. If...

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The Luo Woman: Right of REPLY to Silas Nyanchwani RANT on Luo Women

THE LUO WOMAN II ( RIGHT OF REPLY)` By Dorcas Zarkozy In case you missed part one, I am here to remind you that it appears that the complex topic of the luo woman is not for the round-the-mill chap....

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Want to KNOW all about Living in the DIASPORA? Mukurima Muriuki got you COVERED!

The Diaspora will not be the same again! A Kenyan in diaspora, mukurima Muriuki, has launched a Diaspora magazine called IDEA DIASPORA magazine. The online bi-monthly magazine is also available in...

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